I like voluptuous (okay, chubby really) girls with nice big bootys and boobies. I never give the skinny, high-maintenance glamorous girls a second look. I like smart girls with a wicked sense of humor. Glasses and red hair are a HUGE turn-on. I also think goth chicks are really sexy too. Fat bottomed girls definitely DO make the world go 'round. I like girls who have tattoos all over them too. I like girls with a crude sense of humor and a potty mouth.
-Breck (of the "bones are for dogs" class.)